Just Mountain Dew...

So I have a little boy who's in 4th grade and functioning on a kindergarten level. Sadly to say he's a lot like his father, nice people just not really all the way there. As we were taking a bathroom break the other day, he was the first one done and waiting in the hall. Out of the blue he mentioned to me, that when he was little his dad gave him coffee and he didn't like it. But when he was a baby his dad gave him beer, and he can't remember what that tasted like. Except when he got older and started talking he stopped giving him beer. Now his dad "just gives him Mountain Dew" and it's his favorite drink in the whole world. Needless to say... I was speechless.