Where's your pants?

So I have a little 1st grade boy who is totally clueless about so many things, it really makes me laugh sometimes. Well this one tops them all. He's sometime so clueless he doesn't realize that when the bell rings, it's time to come in from recess. Even though the entire playground is empty, I find him outside very contently playing. Well even a few times during lunch recess he would wander across the street to the local grocery store "Reams". It seems like a new adventure everyday.

Well to continue on with my story. This sweet little troublemaker had an "accident" in his pants during recess" So instead of going to the office and calling home or totally ignoring the issue(like most children). He decides to go into the bathroom and take them off (most likely because it was very uncomfortable and stinky) Well, at least he was smart enough not to leave the bathroom. So he hung out in there singing and playing around. Another little boy innocently went to go use the bathroom and saw him half naked. He ran to his teacher in a panic and they called the office to let them know. They called me down because I had already spent 15 minutes looking for him. When they told me that he was half naked I about died. Then me and the two secretaries were trying to decide who would be the lucky one to go retrieve this kiddo. Just then my principal walked through the door. One of the secretaries told him to go check the bathrooms without really explaining the situation. So he walked down the hall. We stepped outside quietly trying to hold in the laughter only to hear..."Where's your pants boy? What are you doing in here?" We all busted a gut and died laughing. My poor principal came out of the bathroom shaking his head. We ended up calling his parents who came down and fixed the situation. In the end it all worked out. But I love working with some hillarious secretaries who know an opportunity when they see one!